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The Old Way vs. The Me That Internet Guy Way

❌ The Template Life

  • "Write a LinkedIn post about [topic]"
  • 20 minutes of tweaking and re-rolling
  • Sounds like every other business on the internet
  • Another browser tab, another headache

✅ The Custom Life

  • Your voice. Your inside jokes. Your specific client language.
  • 20 seconds. Done. Perfect.
  • Sounds like you
  • Close the laptop. Go outside.

Choose Your Business Bot 🧠⚡

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Tier 1 — "Quick Win"

Regular: $100 USD
$75 USD
Save $25 (25% off)
One prompt. One annoying task. Solved forever. 🔥 SALE
  • 1 fully custom, tested AI prompt
  • Copy-paste instructions (idiot-proof)
  • Example output — so you know it works
  • Delivered via email within 48 hours

Stop writing that same client email from scratch. Stop staring at a blank screen every Monday. Just stop.

Fix My Task — $75 USD
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Tier 3 — "Department of One"

Regular: $200 USD
$150 USD
Save $50 (25% off)
Three prompts. Three areas. One ridiculously efficient you. 🎯 BEST DEAL
  • 3 custom prompts across Marketing, Ops & Sales
  • Your personal "Prompt Swipe File"
  • 15-min strategy call + 48-hour delivery
  • Most popular – highest avg. savings & value

Stop hiring. Start prompting. Scale without the headcount.

Become A Department of One — $150 USD

Sale prices reflect 25%–33% savings off regular pricing. All prices in USD. Tier 3 = biggest package, best value per prompt.

All prompts delivered via email in DOCX format for easy editing • 48-hour delivery guaranteed

Real humans. Real results.

"I spent 3 years trying to figure out how to write product descriptions that didn't sound like every other store on Etsy. You fixed it in 45 minutes. I'm actually mad it took me this long."

— Danielle R., Etsy Shop Owner

"I was skeptical about 'custom prompts' — isn't that just copy and paste? No. This was my voice. My weird analogies. My inside jokes with clients. It felt like I hired a clone of myself."

— Marcus J., Marketing Consultant

How It Works (It's Embarrassingly Simple)

1

Pick your bot.

Choose the tier that matches how much time you want back – now at sale prices.

2

Tell me what's stealing your time.

I'll email you within 2 hours. You'll answer 3 simple questions about the task.

3

I build it. You use it. You forget about it.

Within 48 hours, you get your prompt document. Copy. Paste. Done. Forever.

No monthly subscription. No learning curve. No tech headache.

Ready to Retire One Annoying Task Forever?

👇 Grab the sale before it's gone 👇

*Sale prices: Tier 1 $75 USD (was $100), Tier 2 $100 USD (was $150), Tier 3 $150 USD (was $200). All prompts custom-built. 48h delivery.*

P.S. Still not sure? Here's a test: Think of one task you've done every single week for the last 6 months that you absolutely hate. That's the one I can kill for you by Wednesday – and now at 25-33% off in USD.

→ Tell me what it is (sale pricing applied)